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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange the furniture… with my face.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for a future emergency.”
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“I don’t snore. I dream I’m a motorcycle.”
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“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
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“I don’t have a beer belly, I have a protective covering for my rock-hard abs.”
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“I may be a giant, but even giants have bad hair days.”
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“I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, my phone, and my temper.”
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“If there’s a skinny version of me inside, she must be really scared!”
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“Cleaning the house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it’s still snowing.”
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“I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than everyone else.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, I just wear my bedhead with confidence.”
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“Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“I may be a giant, but I can still squeeze into a pair of skinny jeans… with a shoehorn.” MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR REAL ESTATE AGENTS
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“I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.”
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“I don’t need a superhero cape, I have a sarcastic sense of humor.”
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“I’m not grumpy. I just have a low tolerance for stupid people.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.”
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“I don’t need luck, I have charm and a horseshoe up my butt.”
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“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
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“I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“I’m not late, I just operate on my own time zone.”
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“I don’t have a problem with authority, I just have a problem with people telling me what to do.”
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“I can resist everything except temptation… and cake.”
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“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.”
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“I don’t need therapy, I just need a hug and a glass of wine.”
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“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”