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“I don’t need a Prince Charming, I need a guy who can make me laugh until my stomach hurts.”
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“Shopping is my cardio.”
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“Coffee and mascara are all I need to conquer the world.”
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“I’m not high-maintenance, I just have high expectations.”
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“I may be a princess, but I’m not afraid to get my tiara dirty.”
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“If you can’t handle me with my messy hair, then you don’t deserve me with my tiara.”
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“Life is short, buy the shoes.”
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“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”
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“Behind every successful woman is a fabulous pair of shoes.”
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“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I’ll take a unicorn instead.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
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“Chocolate is not a food group; it’s a survival tool for menopause.”
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“Who needs wings when you have high heels?”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
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“Life is too short to wear boring clothes.” MAKING TIME FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE QUOTES
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“I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.”
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“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying nobody has ever seen us in the same room together.”
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“I’m not a snack, I’m the whole damn meal.”
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“The only drama I enjoy is in my lashes.”
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“I’m not a regular girl, I’m a cool girl with a killer sense of humor.”
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“Fries before guys.”
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“I’m not late, everyone else is just early.”
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“If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.”
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“I don’t need a knight, I need someone who can handle my crazy.”
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“I’m not clumsy; the floor just hates me.”
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“I don’t always look like this, but when I do, I’m fabulous.”
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“If you can’t handle me in sweatpants, you don’t deserve me in a wedding dress.”
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“I may not be a Victoria’s Secret model, but I could pick one up and carry her.”
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“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”