FUNNY GIRLY QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“I don’t need a Prince Charming, I need a guy who can make me laugh until my stomach hurts.”

“Shopping is my cardio.”

“Coffee and mascara are all I need to conquer the world.”

“I’m not high-maintenance, I just have high expectations.”

“I may be a princess, but I’m not afraid to get my tiara dirty.”

“If you can’t handle me with my messy hair, then you don’t deserve me with my tiara.”

“Life is short, buy the shoes.”

“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”

“Behind every successful woman is a fabulous pair of shoes.”

“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I’ll take a unicorn instead.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

“Chocolate is not a food group; it’s a survival tool for menopause.”

“Who needs wings when you have high heels?”

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”

“Life is too short to wear boring clothes.” QUOTE FROM BIBLE ABOUT CAESAR

“I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.”

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying nobody has ever seen us in the same room together.”

“I’m not a snack, I’m the whole damn meal.”

“The only drama I enjoy is in my lashes.”

“I’m not a regular girl, I’m a cool girl with a killer sense of humor.”

“Fries before guys.”

“I’m not late, everyone else is just early.”

“If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.”

“I don’t need a knight, I need someone who can handle my crazy.”

“I’m not clumsy; the floor just hates me.”

“I don’t always look like this, but when I do, I’m fabulous.”

“If you can’t handle me in sweatpants, you don’t deserve me in a wedding dress.”

“I may not be a Victoria’s Secret model, but I could pick one up and carry her.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”