FUNNY GOING AWAY QUOTES

“Goodbye tension, hello pension!”

“Farewell, office drama. I won’t miss you!”

“Leaving? Who will I blame all my mistakes on now?”

“Time to say bye to this place and hello to pyjama days.”

“Sorry to hear you’re leaving. Can I have your parking spot?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll still send you funny memes to brighten your day.”

“I’m not saying goodbye, just ‘I’ll see you on the other side of Happy Hour!'”

“Leaving this office is like a prison break, but with less tunnels and more paperwork.”

“I’m not leaving. I’m just taking my talents to a different location.”

“They say the grass is always greener on the other side. But I hope you don’t step on any dog poop!”

“Adios, productivity! We’ll meet again in another lifetime.”

“Goodbye, normal working hours! Ah, who am I kidding? I’ll probably work even longer now!”

“You’re leaving? Can I have your share of the snacks in the breakroom?” HUSBAND WEDDING ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“They say great minds think alike, but apparently, so do ours, because I’m also leaving!”

“You can take the colleague out of the office, but you can’t take the office out of the colleague.”

“Farewell, awkward elevator conversations. I’ll cherish the memories.”

“Leaving work early should be an Olympic sport. You’d definitely be a gold medalist!”

“Best of luck in your new job! Hopefully, your coworkers already know the level of sarcasm you operate at.”

“Saying goodbye is never easy, especially when it involves finding a new person to blame for everything.”

“I heard they’re throwing a goodbye party for you. Just remember, the more you drink, the more likely you are to return.”

“Good luck finding a team that can handle your extraordinary amount of wit and wisdom!”

“Leaving? But who will I make laugh at my terrible jokes now?”

“Remember, laughter is the best revenge. Make ’em laugh wherever you go!”

“Bon voyage! May your new workplace be free from annoying conference calls.”

“Leaving work is like the end of a sitcom. It’s sad but full of hope for the future. Best of luck!”