FUNNY GOING CRAZY QUOTES

“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.” – Lewis Carroll

“I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.” – Sheldon Cooper

“I’m not crazy. I prefer the term ‘mentally hilarious.'” – Unknown

“They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Well, I’m insane then because I keep pressing the elevator button even though it won’t make it come any faster!” – Unknown

“The problem with the voices in my head is that they never agree on anything – except that I’m crazy, of course.” – Unknown

“I told my therapist about my hallucinations. He said to start taking more of the medication. So now I take four instead of two, and boy, are those leprechauns happy!” – Unknown

“My mind is like a circus. There’s a new clown performing every day.” – Unknown

“If being crazy means living life as if it’s one big joke, then call me insane!” – Unknown

“Warning: My train of thought has no brakes, proceed at your own risk!” – Unknown

“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!” – Unknown

“I’m not crazy. I’m just a little unwell, maybe a tad peculiar, and occasionally quite bonkers.” – Unknown MOTHER DEATH ANNIVERSARY PRAYER QUOTES

“I asked the doctor if I’m crazy, he said, ‘Only on every other day’.” – Unknown

“My life is like a three-ring circus. Except there are no elephants, just squirrels with acorns.” – Unknown

“I’m not crazy, I’m just really good at pretending to be normal.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a therapist; I just need a padded room with Wi-Fi.” – Unknown

“Being crazy doesn’t mean being broken; it just means you have more fun when the pieces collide!” – Unknown

“Call me crazy, but I prefer to think of myself as delightfully unstable.” – Unknown

“They said I couldn’t dance like nobody’s watching, so I started dancing like no one existed!” – Unknown

“Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson

“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different and includes more unicorns and glitter.” – Unknown