“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover – hard to find and lucky to have.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets; I have my friends for that.”

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.”

“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”

“A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.”

“A good friend is someone who helps you up when you fall. A best friend is someone who laughs and trips you again.”

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”

“Friends are like condoms – they protect you when things get hard.”

“A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sunny beach just to make you jealous.”

“I’m not saying my friends are crazy, but they are definitely in the same psych ward.”

“Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” READING BOOKS QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

“If you can survive a road trip with your friends, you can survive anything.”

“A good friend is cheaper than therapy.”

“Friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.”

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you right back.”

“Friends are like snowflakes – if you pee on them, they disappear.”

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”

“I don’t need a superhero. I have my friends.”

“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a dead body.”

“Best friends are the ones who hate the same people you do.”

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you, even when you’re fooling everyone else.”

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.”