FUNNY GROWING OLD TOGETHER QUOTES

“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Dave Attell

“Growing old together is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, and occasionally it makes you do silly dances.” – Unknown

“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed.” – Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

“We don’t grow old because we stop playing; we stop playing because we grow old.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Growing old together means always having someone to blame for lost car keys.” – Unknown

“As you get older, three things happen: the first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” – Norman Wisdom

“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional – and that’s why I still laugh when someone says ‘underwear’.” – Unknown

“Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional – so you’ll still find us laughing at inappropriate jokes.” – Unknown

“Growing old is like becoming a fine wine – it takes years of exposure to annoying people to fully appreciate its flavor.” – Unknown

“Growing old together is like playing a never-ending game of hide and seek – only now we forget what we were looking for.” – Unknown ROWING MOTIVATION QUOTES

“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is entirely optional – and we have no intentions of doing it!” – Unknown

“Growing old together is like having a never-ending supply of embarrassing stories to share at family gatherings.” – Unknown

“Growing old is a matter of time, but growing up is a matter of choice – and we choose laughter!” – Unknown

“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is overrated. We’d rather be kids at heart forever!” – Unknown

“Growing old is like being a kid again, only with more wrinkles and a better appreciation for naps.” – Unknown

“Growing old together means always having someone to blame for the things we forget, like where we put our glasses or why we walked into a room.” – Unknown

“Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional – and we plan on being forever young at heart!” – Unknown

“Growing old is like being a kid again, minus the energy, flexibility, and ability to eat candy without getting a stomachache.” – Unknown

“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is entirely optional – and we choose to stay young at heart!” – Unknown

“Growing old together is like having a never-ending sleepover party – except now we need sleep and an alarm clock to wake up.” – Unknown