![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFgwUTVwWTc5SHlpampzeTRuSmJtdEJsYTF0dzNFOWZSVUI0bDA5VGIrSUdBWkszYVdhaDNxMXZyQ2h2azIvd3I1NUIxSVJ5R1Rob3lrZzBDbFVIWHhTdXk5ODMrL2o2YVBFMzdEcjV1SUw%3D/FUNNY+GUITARIST+QUOTES/(7c444121ab136f96a4249f068797b2ab).jpg)
“Guitars are like girlfriends, you can never have too many.”
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“I don’t need therapy, I just need my guitar.”
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“Life is like a guitar solo, you never know what note is coming next, but you make it work.”
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“Guitarists don’t need a backstage pass, we make our own entrances.”
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“I don’t need a pick-up line, I just need my guitar.”
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“Guitars have the power to turn any bad day into a rockin’ one.”
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“I’m sorry, did someone say ‘stop playing guitar’? I must have misheard.”
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“Guitarists have the magical ability to play air guitar perfectly every time.”
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“I don’t always play guitar, but when I do, the whole neighborhood knows.”
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“I can’t keep calm, I’m a guitarist.”
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“I don’t have a band, I have a group of therapists with guitars.”
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“Life without guitar would be like a broken chord – something would always be missing.”
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“I don’t sweat, I just let the guitar cries.” ENGLISH TO SPANISH LOVE QUOTES
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“Guitar strings are like my lifeline, without them, I’m lost.”
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“Behind every great guitarist is a room full of guitars waiting to be played.”
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“Guitars are my therapy, I strum to forget.”
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“I don’t need a world tour, I have my bedroom stage and my mirror audience.”
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“I may not be a rockstar, but I can definitely make some noise with my guitar.”
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“I don’t need a gym membership, playing guitar burns way more calories.”
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“Guitarists are like magicians, we make music appear out of thin air.”
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“My guitar is my best friend, it never lets me down.”
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“Guitarists don’t age, we just get more strings attached.”
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“I don’t need a date, I just need a jam session with my guitar.”
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“Guitarists are like superheroes, we save the world one riff at a time.”
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“Life would be boring without guitar, it’s the ultimate fuel for my creativity.”