FUNNY GYM QUOTES FOR LADIES

“I workout because I really love food!”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle!”

“I don’t run, if I ever needed to run, you should probably run too.”

“I do squats, because nobody ever wrote a song about small butts.”

“I tried exercising… but then I realized, ‘I’m not a quitter!'”

“Sweating like a sinner in church!”

“I don’t always work out, but when I do, I need a selfie to prove it.”

“I workout because punching people is frowned upon.”

“Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.”

“They say summer bodies are made in winter, but I’m more of a spring roll.”

“I lift weights because punching people is frowned upon.”

“I tried exercising but unfortunately, I’m allergic to it. My skin turns red when I’m around dumbbells… and treadmills… and protein shakes.”

“I workout because it’s cheaper than therapy.” BEST QUOTES FOR ABOUT ME

“I’m not here to talk, I’m here to squat.”

“I don’t need a prince charming, I just need a deadlift.”

“I run because I really like being chased.”

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch!”

“I’m not trying to be skinny, I’m trying to be badass.”

“Does running late count as cardio?”

“If only exercising burned as many calories as my thoughts while working out!”

“The only marathon I ever participated in was watching an entire season of a TV show in one sitting.”

“I go to the gym because it’s a great place to catch up on my phone’s notifications!”

“I don’t sweat, I just emit a shiny glow of awesomeness.”

“I workout because it’s the only way to fit into my imaginary clothes!”