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“I workout because I really love food!”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle!”
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“I don’t run, if I ever needed to run, you should probably run too.”
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“I do squats, because nobody ever wrote a song about small butts.”
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“I tried exercising… but then I realized, ‘I’m not a quitter!'”
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“Sweating like a sinner in church!”
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“I don’t always work out, but when I do, I need a selfie to prove it.”
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“I workout because punching people is frowned upon.”
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“Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.”
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“They say summer bodies are made in winter, but I’m more of a spring roll.”
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“I lift weights because punching people is frowned upon.”
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“I tried exercising but unfortunately, I’m allergic to it. My skin turns red when I’m around dumbbells… and treadmills… and protein shakes.”
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“I workout because it’s cheaper than therapy.” BEST QUOTES FOR ABOUT ME
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“I’m not here to talk, I’m here to squat.”
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“I don’t need a prince charming, I just need a deadlift.”
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“I run because I really like being chased.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch!”
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“I’m not trying to be skinny, I’m trying to be badass.”
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“Does running late count as cardio?”
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“If only exercising burned as many calories as my thoughts while working out!”
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“The only marathon I ever participated in was watching an entire season of a TV show in one sitting.”
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“I go to the gym because it’s a great place to catch up on my phone’s notifications!”
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“I don’t sweat, I just emit a shiny glow of awesomeness.”
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“I workout because it’s the only way to fit into my imaginary clothes!”