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“Behind every good hairstyle is an even better hairspray.”
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“I believe in the power of a good hair day.”
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“People say money can’t buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Lamborghini with perfect hair.”
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“I don’t always have good hair days, but when I do, I take a million selfies.”
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“My hair is a reflection of my mood: wild and untamed.”
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“I asked for bouncy curls, and my hair stylist turned me into a poodle.”
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“The dictionary should define a bad hair day as getting out of bed and realizing it’s hopeless.”
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“I’m not saying my hair has a mind of its own, but it definitely has its own personality.”
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“I may not have superpowers, but my hair definitely has the power to turn heads.”
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“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my hair the most.”
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“You can’t expect me to be responsible when my hair has a life of its own.”
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“Life is too short to have boring hair.”
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“My hair is like my superpower, and I use it for good (and great selfies).”
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“My hairstylist is the only one who truly understands my hair’s potential.”
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“Sometimes I feel like my hair is mocking me in the mirror.” FUNNY SISTERS QUOTES
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“Frizz is just my hair’s way of saying, ‘Surprise!'”
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“I may not have a PhD, but I have a Ph.D. in fabulous hairdos.”
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“Who needs a crown when you have a head full of beautifully messy hair?”
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“Compliment my hair, and you’ve already won my heart.”
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“I apologize in advance for any emotional breakdowns caused by a bad hair day.”
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“My hair is proof that beauty is not always painless.”
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“Having bad hair is a great excuse not to go out and socialize.”
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“My hair does not define me, but it definitely adds to my fabulousness.”
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“A good hairstylist is worth their weight in gold (and good hair days).”
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“The key to a successful relationship is finding someone who can handle your hair in the morning.”
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“My hair is like a mood ring, but instead of emotions, it reflects my morning coffee choices.”
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“Having great hair is like having a secret weapon for insta-confidence.”
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“Nothing brings people together like a mutual struggle with bad hair.”