FUNNY HANDBAG QUOTES

“I have too many handbags,” said no woman ever.

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy handbags, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

“I don’t dress to impress, I dress to match my handbag.”

“I have a handbag for every mood, and trust me, I have a lot of moods.”

“They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but have they seen my handbag collection?”

“My handbag is like a black hole – once something goes in, it’s never seen again.”

“If you want to know a woman’s secrets, just look inside her handbag.”

“You can tell a lot about a person by the contents of their handbag. Mine says reckless spender with a sweet tooth.”

“You know you’re in trouble when your handbag weighs more than you do.”

“A woman can never have too many handbags, just like a man can never have too many power tools.”

“Handbags are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.”

“I may not have it all together, but my handbag does.”

“Life is short, so buy the handbag and eat the cake.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle. And my handbag sparkles too.”

“My handbag is like my superhero sidekick – always there to save me from fashion emergencies.” GRINCH CHRISTMAS QUOTES FUNNY

“I can resist anything except the urge to buy another handbag.”

“If handbags were weapons, I’d have the strongest arsenal in the world.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how fabulous my handbag is.”

“My handbag is my portable pharmacy – I have a cure for everything, from headaches to bad fashion choices.”

“Invest in your handbag collection, they say. It’s better than investing in the stock market.”

“No outfit is complete without the perfect handbag. It’s like the exclamation point of fashion.”

“My handbag is not just a fashion accessory, it’s a survival kit for the modern woman.”

“The best handbags are the ones that can carry both your essentials and your dreams.”

“Some women collect stamps, others collect coins. I collect handbags, and I’m damn proud of it.”

“If loving handbags is a crime, then call me a fashion felon.”

“I don’t believe in miracles, but I do believe in the transformative power of a new handbag.”

“My closet is filled with handbags, but I still have nothing to wear. The struggle is real.”

“Forget diamonds, all I want for Christmas is a brand new handbag.”

“Behind every great woman is a fabulous handbag. And probably her phone, keys, wallet, and a bottle of hand sanitizer.”