FUNNY HAPPINESS QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” – Dalai Lama

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“Happiness is waking up and realizing it is Saturday.” – Unknown

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” – Albert Einstein

“Happiness is not always getting what you want, but enjoying what you have.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” – Unknown

“Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you.” – Unknown

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

“Happiness is having a best friend who knows all your flaws but still loves you.” – Unknown

“I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life to the fullest…even in the worst situations.” – Unknown

“Happiness is having a good hair day.” – Unknown

“Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin WISHING SOMEONE GOOD LUCK QUOTES

“Happiness is finding a pair of shoes that make your feet look fabulous and don’t hurt.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.” – Unknown

“Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.” – Unknown

“Happiness is finding a way to laugh even when things seem impossible.” – Unknown

“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke

“Happiness is getting stuck in traffic and realizing your favorite song is playing on the radio.” – Unknown

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Unknown

“Happiness is receiving a text back immediately and not having to wait for hours.” – Unknown

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“Happiness is finding the TV remote right where you left it.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” – Unknown

“Happiness is being able to laugh at yourself and not take life too seriously.” – Unknown

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” – Unknown