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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!”
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“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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“My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”
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“New Year’s resolutions are just a to-do list for the first week of January.”
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“May this year resolve all your financial resolutions and may you find happiness in a balance transfer!”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to eat less, exercise more, and pretend that I like vegetables.”
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“A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands. It’s your chance to write an insanely ridiculous story!”
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“The only thing I have gained in the past year is weight.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT FIGHTERS
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“May your New Year’s resolution be high definition. And may you be too drunk to understand that joke!”
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“I can’t believe it’s already been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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“May all your weight loss aspirations and gym workouts get squashed by your love for food and laziness this New Year!”
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“My resolution was to read more, so I put the subtitles on my TV.”
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“This year, let’s resolve to make better bad decisions.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating, starting from next week.”
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“May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door!”