FUNNY HILARIOUS QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“Love is like a glass of water, it tastes boring when you don’t mix it up.” – Unknown

“Love is like a roller coaster: it has its ups, its downs, and it can make you puke.” – Gabriel Iglesias

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin

“Love is a strange thing. I once thought it was as rare as a unicorn sneezing glitter, but then I saw you.” – Unknown

“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT BEING CHARITABLE

“The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends, not tequila. Try it, then call me.” – Unknown

“Love is like a traffic jam, you always seem to find it when you’re in a hurry.” – Unknown

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” – Melanie Clark

“Love is a two-way street… and I just got hit by a car.” – Unknown

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard

“Love is cuddling on a couch watching your favorite show, but then fighting over who should hold the remote.” – Unknown

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero

“Love is painting yourself in honey and running through a bear sanctuary.” – Kevin Gates

“Love is like a pineapple, sweet and irritates people when it gets stuck in their throats.” – Unknown

“Love is like a diet, it’s easiest to start on a Monday.” – Unknown