FUNNY HUMMUS QUOTES

“I put hummus on everything, including my face. It’s the secret to my glowing complexion!”

“Hummus: because you can’t eat chips without it looking like you have manners.”

“I’m not addicted to hummus, I can stop any chickpea!”

“I like my hummus like I like my relationships, creamy and full of flavor.”

“Hummus makes everything better, including my ability to adult.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried hummus? It’s pretty darn good too!”

“My love for hummus is like my dog’s enthusiasm for chasing squirrels – uncontainable!”

“I’ve reached hummus enlightenment – I finally understand the meaning of life, and it’s creamy goodness!”

“I don’t trust anyone who says they don’t like hummus. It’s a clear sign of a suspicious character.”

“Hummus: the only time it’s acceptable to dip your vegetables in mashed beans (and love every second of it).”

“I consider myself a hummus connoisseur. Some may call it an obsession, I call it dedication.” WEDNESDAY POSITIVE WORK QUOTES

“If hummus were a person, I’d marry it. Sorry, not sorry.”

“Hummus: making it socially acceptable to double-dip since forever.”

“I don’t always eat hummus, but when I do, I can’t stop myself from licking the bowl.”

“True love never fades, just like my love for hummus.”

“Hummus is proof that perfection exists – in a creamy, savory form.”

“I never met a hummus I didn’t like. It’s like a hug for your taste buds.”

“Hummus is the answer to all of life’s problems. Well, at least the ones that can be solved with deliciousness.”

“I’m not saying hummus is the key to world peace, but it could definitely help a little.”

“Forget diamonds, hummus is a girl’s best friend.”

“Hummus: the glue that holds my life together (and my snacks, too).”