FUNNY HUSBAND VALENTINES QUOTES

“You stole my heart, but I guess I can forgive you since you’re my husband.”

“I love you more than chocolate. And that’s saying a lot!”

“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who still thinks fart jokes are hilarious.”

“I love you almost as much as I love sleeping in on weekends.”

“You’re my favorite person to annoy for the rest of my life.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I still can’t believe I married you!”

“You’re the cheese to my macaroni and the icing on my cake. Love you, hubby!”

“Valentine’s Day is just another day to remind you how lucky you are to have me.”

“I’m glad I found someone who’s just as weird as me. Happy V-Day, hubby!”

“You’re the only person I’d share my dessert with. That’s true love right there.”

“Thanks for being the perfect partner in crime. Happy Valentine’s, hubby!”

“You’re my lobster. And by lobster, I mean the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.”

“I love you more than coffee, and that’s saying something.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”

“If love is blind, then I must have married a magician!” NO ONE KNOWS THE PAIN QUOTES

“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who still doesn’t realize how lucky he is to have me.”

“You complete me, even if you do leave your socks on the floor every day.”

“I love you even more than I love taking naps. And that’s saying something!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m stuck with you, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

“Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who always makes me laugh – intentionally or not.”

“You’re the reason I wake up smiling every day, and that’s saying a lot for a morning person like me.”

“Marriage is all about finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life. Lucky for me, I found you!”

“You’re the cheese to my pizza and the peanut butter to my jelly. Love you to the moon and back, hubby!”

“Being married to you is like living in a constant comedy show. Thanks for keeping the laughs coming!”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake. And trust me, I really love cake.”

“If being married to you was a job, I’d happily do overtime. Love you, you big goofball!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m glad I married someone as silly as you!”

“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who never fails to make me laugh, even when I want to punch you.”