FUNNY I NEED A DRINK QUOTES

“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a drink!”

“I drink to make other people interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Everyone needs a little bit of liquid laughter in their lives.”

“I only drink on days that end in ‘y’.”

“I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a fun enabler.”

“I drink because it’s good. I drink because I deserve it. I drink because I need it.” – Negan (The Walking Dead)

“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.”

“I exercise regularly. I drink wine.”

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“I don’t give a sip, I need a whole drink!”

“I only drink two times a year: when it’s my birthday, and when it’s not.”

“I don’t drink to forget, I drink to remember how awesome I am.”

“I’ll stop drinking when I’m dead. Or when I run out of money, whichever comes first.”

“Drinking is like having a vacation, without the tan lines.”

“I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR SAD PERSON

“I didn’t say I needed to drink, I said I needed a drink.”

“I’m not sure if I’m complaining or bragging, but alcohol is my coping mechanism.”

“I like to have a glass of wine with my meal. And by ‘glass’ I mean ‘bottle’.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, unless I’m out of booze.”

“I don’t need an excuse to drink, but I like to have one just in case.”

“I don’t drink to escape reality, I drink to enhance it.”

“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”

“I always give 100%… when it’s happy hour.”

“I don’t need a big drink, just a moderate one will do… which is usually three times the size of a regular one.”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a glass of wine.”

“I told myself I should stop drinking; then I thought, why not just have a shot instead?”

“I don’t need a reason to drink, I just need a glass.”

“My blood type is coffee, but I wouldn’t mind it being replaced with wine occasionally.”

“I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.”