“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a drink!”
“I drink to make other people interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
“Everyone needs a little bit of liquid laughter in their lives.”
“I only drink on days that end in ‘y’.”
“I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a fun enabler.”
“I drink because it’s good. I drink because I deserve it. I drink because I need it.” – Negan (The Walking Dead)
“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.”
“I exercise regularly. I drink wine.”
“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t give a sip, I need a whole drink!”
“I only drink two times a year: when it’s my birthday, and when it’s not.”
“I don’t drink to forget, I drink to remember how awesome I am.”
“I’ll stop drinking when I’m dead. Or when I run out of money, whichever comes first.”
“Drinking is like having a vacation, without the tan lines.”
“I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR SAD PERSON
“I didn’t say I needed to drink, I said I needed a drink.”
“I’m not sure if I’m complaining or bragging, but alcohol is my coping mechanism.”
“I like to have a glass of wine with my meal. And by ‘glass’ I mean ‘bottle’.”
“I don’t have a drinking problem, unless I’m out of booze.”
“I don’t need an excuse to drink, but I like to have one just in case.”
“I don’t drink to escape reality, I drink to enhance it.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“I always give 100%… when it’s happy hour.”
“I don’t need a big drink, just a moderate one will do… which is usually three times the size of a regular one.”
“I don’t need therapy, I just need a glass of wine.”
“I told myself I should stop drinking; then I thought, why not just have a shot instead?”
“I don’t need a reason to drink, I just need a glass.”
“My blood type is coffee, but I wouldn’t mind it being replaced with wine occasionally.”
“I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.”