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“I don’t need a silver spoon, I was born with a masala dabba.”
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“My diet plan is simple, rice wise, paratha faster!”
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“I’m not a chef, I’m a Curry-ous George.”
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“Life is short, eat dessert first. And second. And third. And then some Biryani.”
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“If life gives you lemons, make achaar.”
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“I’m in a committed relationship. With Paneer Tikka.”
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“Food coma is the best kind of coma.”
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“I speak fluent food.”
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“I’m not a food critic, I’m a food enthusiast with strong opinions.”
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“Food is my love language. Can I have a double helping of Butter Chicken, please?”
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“I don’t snack, I have meals between meals.”
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“Miracles happen every day, like when the waiter brings extra naan without asking.”
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“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
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“My relationship status: In love with Indian street food.” QUOTES FOR SOMEONE WHO LEFT YOU
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“The best way to someone’s heart is through their stomach, especially if you’re serving Biryani.”
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“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
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“I wish my fridge had a takeout menu.”
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“Inside me, there’s a hungry person constantly thinking about food.”
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“I believe in Pani Puri therapy.”
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“I’m not overeating, I’m just indulging in culinary exploration.”
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“If food were a currency, I’d be a billionaire.”
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“While others see a buffet, I see opportunities.”
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“I can resist anything but temptation. And Pav Bhaji.”
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“I love to eat and hate to workout. But hey, nobody’s perfect!”
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“I don’t cook, I perform magic in the kitchen.”
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“Never trust a skinny chef. Trust the one who gives you seconds, thirds, and dessert.”