FUNNY INDIAN FOOD QUOTES

“I don’t need a silver spoon, I was born with a masala dabba.”

“My diet plan is simple, rice wise, paratha faster!”

“I’m not a chef, I’m a Curry-ous George.”

“Life is short, eat dessert first. And second. And third. And then some Biryani.”

“If life gives you lemons, make achaar.”

“I’m in a committed relationship. With Paneer Tikka.”

“Food coma is the best kind of coma.”

“I speak fluent food.”

“I’m not a food critic, I’m a food enthusiast with strong opinions.”

“Food is my love language. Can I have a double helping of Butter Chicken, please?”

“I don’t snack, I have meals between meals.”

“Miracles happen every day, like when the waiter brings extra naan without asking.”

“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”

“My relationship status: In love with Indian street food.” MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY QUOTES

“The best way to someone’s heart is through their stomach, especially if you’re serving Biryani.”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”

“I wish my fridge had a takeout menu.”

“Inside me, there’s a hungry person constantly thinking about food.”

“I believe in Pani Puri therapy.”

“I’m not overeating, I’m just indulging in culinary exploration.”

“If food were a currency, I’d be a billionaire.”

“While others see a buffet, I see opportunities.”

“I can resist anything but temptation. And Pav Bhaji.”

“I love to eat and hate to workout. But hey, nobody’s perfect!”

“I don’t cook, I perform magic in the kitchen.”

“Never trust a skinny chef. Trust the one who gives you seconds, thirds, and dessert.”