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“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
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“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs
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“Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein
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“The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible.” – Joel Brown
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“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” – Walter Bagehot
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“Life is not about finding yourself, it’s about creating yourself.” – George Bernard Shaw
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“Don’t watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson
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“The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
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“Life is short, smile while you have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
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“In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.” – Albert Einstein
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“Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea.” – Unknown
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“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin CAN YOU LOVE SOMEONE TOO MUCH QUOTES
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“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
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“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.” – Ron White
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“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump
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“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
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“The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it’.” – Unknown
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“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” – Mark Twain
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“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
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“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.” – Unknown
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“Life is short, buy the shoes.” – Unknown
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” – Unknown
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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown