FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein

“The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible.” – Joel Brown

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” – Walter Bagehot

“Life is not about finding yourself, it’s about creating yourself.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Don’t watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Life is short, smile while you have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins

“In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.” – Albert Einstein

“Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea.” – Unknown

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.” – Ron White

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

“The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it’.” – Unknown

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” – Mark Twain

“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.” – Unknown

“Life is short, buy the shoes.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown