FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT STRESS

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“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!” – Anonymous

“Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.” – Anonymous

“I’m so stressed, I’m considering hiring someone to stress for me.” – Anonymous

“Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.” – Anonymous

“I find television to be very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“Stress is caused by not stuffing your feels down far enough.” – Anonymous

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.” – Anonymous

“I’m not a stress eater, I just love food and happen to be stressed all the time!” – Anonymous

“I’m not sure if I actually have free time or I’m just forgetting everything due to stress.” – Anonymous

“The only thing I’m really good at is stress-eating.” – Anonymous

“I don’t get lucky, I get stressed.” – Anonymous

“Stress is the spice of life that gives it its flavor.” – Hans Selye INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT LISTENING TO OTHERS

“Sometimes, it takes balls to be a woman.” – Miranda Lambert

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

“Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed!” – Anonymous

“The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.” – William James

“If you can’t make it better, laugh at it.” – Erma Bombeck

“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.” – Jennifer Yane

“Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh it out, move on, and let go of the stress.” – Unknown

“Don’t stress meowt!” – Anonymous

“I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.” – Louisa May Alcott

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“Remember, stress is spelled with an ‘S’ but we put it on ourselves.” – Loretta LaRoche

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