FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT WORK

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?” – Edgar Bergen

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“The only thing worse than starting something and failing… is not starting something.” – Seth Godin

“A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.” – Unknown

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” – Albert Einsten

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

“I’m thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home… I’m thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.” – Nancie J. Carmody

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.” – Slappy White

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison

“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” – Stanley J. Randall ALL THE BEST FOR NEW JOB QUOTES

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” – Don Herold

“If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.” – Bill Gates

“Why do anything unless it is going to be great?” – Peter Block

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” – John D. Rockefeller