FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES SHORT

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

“The harder I work, the luckier I get.” – Samuel Goldwyn

“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson

“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” – Helen Keller

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” – Chinese proverb

“The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible.” – Joel Brown

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown

“Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“I’m not clumsy. It’s just that the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” – Unknown INSPIRING QUOTES ABOUT LIFE EISTEIN

“If you’re going to be able to look back and say, ‘I’m glad I did,’ instead of ‘I wish I had,’ you need to start taking action now.” – Unknown

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you.” – Steven Wright

“I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.” – Unknown

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“The first step is you have to say that you can.” – Will Smith

“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.” – Randy Pausch

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“Life is like a sandwich, the more you add to it, the better it becomes.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.” – Douglas Adams