FUNNY IRISH MOTHER QUOTES

“If I ever catch you doing that again, I’ll knock you into next week!”

“Don’t make me come up there!”

“Were you born in a barn? Close that door!”

“Don’t you dare give me that look!”

“I didn’t raise you to be so lazy!”

“If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.”

“You better be wearin’ clean underwear, in case you get hit by a bus!”

“Who do you think you are, Lord Muck?”

“If you’re going to act like a gobshite, I’ll treat you like one.”

“I can handle anything, except my own tough love.”

“Sure, I’ll be your mother.. but only because the pay is better!”

“You’re not going out of this house looking like that!”

“What did your last servant die of?”

“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.” THANK YOU FOR LAST NIGHT QUOTES

“You won’t know yourself when I’m finished with you!”

“If you think you’re so great, go on then… prove it!”

“God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason – listen twice as much as you talk!”

“If you don’t stop that, I’ll knock the sense out of you!”

“I didn’t bring you into this world to act like a fool.”

“Don’t be talking back to your betters!”

“You’ve got a face like a slapped arse!”

“Stop acting the maggot and get on with it!”

“Don’t make me come down there!”

“If you’re bored, I’ve got plenty of chores you can do!”

“I’m not just your mother, I’m your personal alarm clock too!”

“Eat your dinner, there are starving children in Africa!”

“Don’t be getting smart with me, I’ve seen better heads on pints of Guinness!”