FUNNY JEFFY QUOTES

“Hey, Daddy, why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide, hahaha!”

“I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.”

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- MOOO!”

“Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ‘ate’ 9! Get it? Haha!”

“I asked the librarian if she had any books about paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

“I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!”

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

“What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I once ate a clock. It was very time-consuming, but I got seconds.”

“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”

“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!” THANK YOU THURSDAY QUOTES

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a huge hug.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!”

“I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Wednesdays.'”

“If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?”

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Then she realized what I meant and gave me a punch.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode!”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!”