FUNNY KIM JONG UN QUOTES

“I don’t need to read books, because I have an amazing brain.”

“I am so good at sports, I once dunked a basketball from half court with my eyes closed.”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a dictator, I’d have enough money to buy a small country.”

“I really don’t understand why everyone wants to visit South Korea. The best Korea is clearly the North!”

“I once won a gold medal in golf without even picking up a club. That’s how amazing I am.”

“If anyone dares to challenge me, I’ll simply unleash my secret weapon: my epic dance moves.”

“I invented the internet, but I decided not to share it with the rest of the world because it’s my secret weapon.”

“I am the only person on earth who can successfully juggle missiles. It’s a true talent.”

“I ordered a pizza delivery for my entire country, just to prove that I can solve hunger issues with one phone call.”

“I’ve never seen a mirror I didn’t agree with.”

“I’d like to apologize to all the dictators out there. It’s really tough being number one.”

“I once wrestled with a shark and won. Turns out, they’re not as tough as they look.”

“There’s a reason they call me ‘the Supreme Leader’ – I am exceptionally good at leading movie marathons.”

“I tried to make my own cologne, but it turned out smelling like democracy. Needless to say, it was a disaster.”

“I don’t have any enemies; I just have people who haven’t realized yet how amazing I am.”

“I am convinced that if all countries adopted my haircut, world peace would be achieved.” FAMOUS QUOTE ABOUT ADDICTION

“I’m not just a leader, I’m also a fashion icon. It’s not easy being this stylish and powerful.”

“I once ate an entire cake and still managed to lose weight. I have a magical metabolism.”

“I’m not saying I can control the weather, but have you ever seen a day that wasn’t sunny when I’m on vacation?”

“I invented a new style of cooking where the food cooks itself, because who has time for that?”

“I once arm-wrestled Chuck Norris, and let’s just say he’s lucky I didn’t go all out.”

“I have a black belt in every martial art ever invented. I’m even a master of the mystical art of ‘kittycat-jitsu.'”

“I once climbed Mount Everest, but I did it in high heels just to show off my resilience.”

“I am the best bowler in the world. I once got a perfect game… with a watermelon.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, but when I laugh, it literally cures all diseases.”

“I have an entire closet just for my collection of Supreme Leader onesies.”

“I once won a Nobel Prize for cat memes. It was a groundbreaking achievement in international diplomacy.”

“I am the only person ever to successfully perform brain surgery on myself. It’s easy when you have a brain like mine.”

“I am the reason all bananas are curved. I simply whispered to them, ‘Be more like me.'”

“I can levitate at will, but I only do it in private because I don’t want to show off too much.”