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“Donald, Goofy, wake up. We gotta find Riku and Kairi.” – Sora
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“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of Kingdom Hearts!” – Unknown
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“Why did Sora bring a ladder to the Gummi Hangar? Because he heard the Heartless were hanging out there!” – Unknown
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“Don’t worry, Sora. I’m here to keep you grounded… and keep you from getting too… Goofy.” – Donald Duck
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“I always knew being the chosen Keyblade Master would be a triple A experience – Adventure, Amusement, and Awkwardness.” – Sora
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“When life gives you Heartless, make sure to equip your strongest Keyblade!” – Unknown
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“Why did Riku go to school? To learn how to master the Dark Side on his lunch break!” – Unknown
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“I bet even the Keyblade insists on being called ‘Master’ when talking to itself in the mirror.” – Unknown
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“Hey Roxas, remember when we used to count Heartless to fall asleep? Let’s just say we never got past a hundred!” – Axel
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“You know, being a Nobody isn’t all that bad. You never have to worry about bad hair days!” – Demyx
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“Why did Maleficent never host a tea party? Because she could never find cups big enough for her horns!” – Unknown
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“I asked my Heartless why it joined the choir, and it said, ‘Because I have an excellent falsetto!'” – Unknown
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“Riku, what do you get when you cross a Heartless and a Nobody? A whole lot of darkness and confusion!” – Sora BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT BEING HAPPY
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“If I had a Munny for every time I got lost in a world, I’d be richer than Scrooge McDuck!” – Sora
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“Why did Sora bring a Keyblade to the water park? Because he wanted to make a splash!” – Unknown
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“Riku, why did the Heartless become a comedian? Because it wanted to hear laughter… and steal hearts!” – Sora
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“Why did Xemnas build a gym in Castle Oblivion? Because he wanted to turn his Nobodies into somebody!” – Unknown
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“Goofy, why did the Heartless go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the ‘nobody-feels!'” – Sora
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“You know you’ve been playing too much Kingdom Hearts when you start yelling ‘Donald, heal me!’ during a real-life injury.” – Unknown
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“Why did Sora always bring chips to the Keyblade War? Because he heard they were fighting for the ultimate dip!” – Unknown
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“Kairi, I’m starting to realize that saving the worlds is a lot like finding one specific coconut on a deserted island.” – Sora
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“Why did Ventus take a break from fighting the Unversed? Because he wanted to catch up on his ‘Heartless’ romance novels!” – Unknown
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“Sora, what’s a Nobody’s favorite board game? Marluxia! It’s like Monopoly, but with more flowers and pink!” – Donald Duck
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“Why did the Heartless open a bakery? Because it loved eating people’s hearts, and pastries were the next best thing!” – Unknown
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“Roxas, why did the Nobody become a chef? Because it loved creating recipes with just a pinch of ’emptiness’!” – Axel