FUNNY LADY DRIVER QUOTES

“I’m not a bad driver, I just have a lead foot and a lead brain!”

“I don’t need a GPS, I’ll just follow my intuition…and hope for the best.”

“I’m not speeding, I’m just testing the limits of my brakes.”

“I don’t text and drive, I sing and drive…with all the windows down!”

“If my car had a personality, it would be a mix between a racecar and a clown car.”

“I didn’t choose the road rage life, the road rage life chose me.”

“My driving skills can be summed up in two words: fast and furious…for the person in the car behind me.”

“I was born to break the speed limit, it’s in my DNA.”

“My car might be small, but my determination to find the perfect parking spot is not.”

“I may not be a NASCAR driver, but I can definitely get your heart racing with my parallel parking skills.”

“I may look calm on the outside, but inside my car, I’m a NASCAR champion.”

“I’ve perfected the art of multitasking while driving…I can eat, drive, and apply makeup all at once.”

“My car has more personality than some people I know…and a whole lot more dents.” MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL QUOTES

“I believe in taking the scenic route…especially if it means avoiding traffic.”

“Life’s too short to drive boring cars…or stay in your own lane.”

“I may not know where I’m going, but hey, it’s the journey that matters.”

“I haven’t experienced road rage, I just like to passionately express my opinions to other drivers through various hand gestures.”

“I don’t have road rage, I have ‘get out of my way’ syndrome.”

“I may not have a trophy for my driving skills, but I definitely have a collection of speeding tickets!”

“My car’s fuel gauge is a constant reminder of my commitment to spontaneity.”

“My car is my happy place…until someone takes my parking spot.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with traffic lights…love the green, hate the red!”

“I don’t need high heels to feel powerful, just give me the keys to my car.”

“I’m not lost, I’m just on an epic adventure to find the nearest drive-thru.”

“My driving skills are like a fine wine…I get better with age and scare more people on the road.”