FUNNY LASH QUOTES

“I’m not wearing any makeup. It’s just a bunch of spiders on my lashes.”

“I’m not crying, my lashes are just so fabulous that they’re shedding tears of jealousy.”

“I have trust issues, but my lashes never let me down.”

“Eyelash extensions have only led me to one thing – bankruptcy.”

“I may not have a filter, but I have lashes long enough to block out the negativity.”

“My lashes are like my alter ego – dramatic and always stealing the show.”

“Who needs therapy when you can get a full set of lashes?”

“My lashes are so extra, I could probably fly away like a superhero.”

“I wake up every morning and ask myself, ‘Are my lashes too loud for today?'”

“I may be clumsy, but the one thing I can always handle with finesse is mascara.”

“I’m like a butterfly with my lashes – fragile, yet capable of causing a hurricane.”

“Having a good lash day is like winning the lottery – yet so much more rewarding.”

“I solemnly swear that my lashes are up to no good.”

“My lashes are so luscious, they should be illegal – call the lash police!”

“I don’t always wear false lashes, but when I do, I feel like Beyoncé.”

“I believe in two things – soulmates and lash glue that never fails.” GOOD THINGS DON T COME EASY QUOTE

“I can’t control everything in life, but I can at least control how fabulous my lashes look.”

“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, just a good mascara.”

“My lashes are like a secret language – they say ‘I’m fabulous’ without uttering a word.”

“I came, I saw, I conquered…and all they remember is my stunning lashes.”

“Behind every successful woman is a great pair of lashes.”

“I may not have my life together, but at least my lashes are always on point.”

“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a mirror, asking my lashes to cooperate.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with mascara – hate applying it, love the end result.”

“If eyes are the window to the soul, then lashes are the curtains that make them pop.”

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t admire my perfectly curled lashes.”

“My lashes are like the eighth wonder of the world – they deserve their own tourist attraction.”

“You know you’ve made it when people ask if your lashes are real or if they were blessed by unicorns.”

“Lashes are like coffee – they give you an instant boost of confidence in the morning.”

“My lashes are like a Beyoncé concert – fierce, fabulous, and always ready to slay.”