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“I’m not wearing any makeup. It’s just a bunch of spiders on my lashes.”
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“I’m not crying, my lashes are just so fabulous that they’re shedding tears of jealousy.”
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“I have trust issues, but my lashes never let me down.”
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“Eyelash extensions have only led me to one thing – bankruptcy.”
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“I may not have a filter, but I have lashes long enough to block out the negativity.”
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“My lashes are like my alter ego – dramatic and always stealing the show.”
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“Who needs therapy when you can get a full set of lashes?”
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“My lashes are so extra, I could probably fly away like a superhero.”
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“I wake up every morning and ask myself, ‘Are my lashes too loud for today?'”
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“I may be clumsy, but the one thing I can always handle with finesse is mascara.”
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“I’m like a butterfly with my lashes – fragile, yet capable of causing a hurricane.”
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“Having a good lash day is like winning the lottery – yet so much more rewarding.”
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“I solemnly swear that my lashes are up to no good.”
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“My lashes are so luscious, they should be illegal – call the lash police!”
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“I don’t always wear false lashes, but when I do, I feel like Beyoncé.”
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“I believe in two things – soulmates and lash glue that never fails.” GOOD THINGS DON T COME EASY QUOTE
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“I can’t control everything in life, but I can at least control how fabulous my lashes look.”
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“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, just a good mascara.”
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“My lashes are like a secret language – they say ‘I’m fabulous’ without uttering a word.”
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“I came, I saw, I conquered…and all they remember is my stunning lashes.”
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“Behind every successful woman is a great pair of lashes.”
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“I may not have my life together, but at least my lashes are always on point.”
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“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a mirror, asking my lashes to cooperate.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with mascara – hate applying it, love the end result.”
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“If eyes are the window to the soul, then lashes are the curtains that make them pop.”
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“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t admire my perfectly curled lashes.”
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“My lashes are like the eighth wonder of the world – they deserve their own tourist attraction.”
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“You know you’ve made it when people ask if your lashes are real or if they were blessed by unicorns.”
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“Lashes are like coffee – they give you an instant boost of confidence in the morning.”
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“My lashes are like a Beyoncé concert – fierce, fabulous, and always ready to slay.”