FUNNY LOST LOVE QUOTES

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“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”

“Love is like a rollercoaster ride. It’s thrilling, terrifying, and inevitably makes you want to puke.”

“Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“Love is like a light bulb – it can dim, flicker, and eventually burn out.”

“Love is like a diet, you start with enthusiasm and end up cheating.”

“Love is like a road trip, full of unexpected detours and hopefully a gas station bathroom break.”

“Love is like a zombie apocalypse – it can leave you feeling brainless and emotionally dead.”

“Love is like a caffeine addiction – it gives you temporary highs and inevitable crashes.”

“Love is like algebra. You look at your ex and wonder, x did y happen?”

“Love is like a puzzle. Sometimes all the pieces fit perfectly until you realize it was a picture of a clown.” BEST QUOTES JEKYLL AND HYDE

“Love is like a credit card bill. It starts with a feeling of joy and ends with a feeling of regret.”

“Love is like trying to swallow a pill with no water. Painfully awkward and occasionally choking.”

“Love is like a bad haircut. It grows out eventually, but the embarrassing pictures last forever.”

“Love is like a mosquito bite – it starts with a tiny irritation and ends with an insane desire to scratch your skin off.”

“Love is like a morning breath – it’s tolerable until the honeymoon phase wears off.”

“Love is like a faulty GPS. Sometimes it guides you perfectly, and sometimes you end up in the middle of nowhere.”

“Love is like a burrito – you’re excited to have it, but as soon as you take a bite, it falls apart and makes a mess.”

“Love is like a sitcom. It starts with laughter, but by the end, you’re just waiting for the series to be canceled.”

“Love is like a sneeze. You can’t control when it happens, and sometimes it just makes a mess.”

“Love is like a Mexican telenovela – dramatic, over the top, and full of ridiculous plot twists.”

BEST QUOTES JEKYLL AND HYDE