FUNNY LOVE QUOTES FROM BOOKS

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – Lady Midnight by Cassandra Clare

“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” – Pablo Neruda

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” – The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer

“Love is being stupid together.” – The Philosophy of Andy Warhol by Andy Warhol

“Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.” – Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.” – Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

“Love is the answer to everything. It’s the only reason to do anything. If you don’t write stories you love, you’ll never make it. If you don’t write stories that other people love, you’ll never make it.” – The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” – Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – An Ideal Husband by Oscar Wilde

“Love is a serious mental disease.” – Plato

“Love is a four-legged word.” – The Last Battle by C.S. Lewis

“Love is like a coconut; you have to break the outer shell to find the sweet milk inside.” – Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez LITERARY QUOTES ABOUT DEATH OF A LOVED ONE

“Love is like a good book; it’s hard to put down once you’ve started.” – Me Before You by Jojo Moyes

“Love is a flower that grows in the garden of the heart” – Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

“You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” – Einstein’s Dreams by Alan Lightman

“Love is a battlefield. You can get seriously killed, or seriously hurt. Or both.” – Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

“Love is an open book, and I just can’t read.” – A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry

“Love is like a rubber band, both pull on each other until one snaps.” – The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

“Love is like a good novel, you never know what’s going to happen next.” – The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

“Love is a chemical reaction, but it cannot be synthesized in a lab.” – The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger

“Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” – A Walk to Remember by Nicholas Sparks

“Love is a many splendored thing, until you realize splendor is just a fancy word for complications.” – The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion

“Love is a maze, and sometimes you’re just stuck in it, going in circles.” – One Day by David Nicholls

“Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides.” – Captain Corelli’s Mandolin by Louis de Bernières