FUNNY MANUFACTURING QUOTES

“I’m not a control freak, but you can’t spell ‘manufacturing’ without ‘me’!”

“I work in manufacturing because punching people is frowned upon.”

“Manufacturing: turning caffeine into products since forever.”

“My coworkers always say I have a screw loose, but hey, that’s just good manufacturing practice!”

“I love the smell of freshly manufactured goods in the morning.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my automated machinery.”

“Manufacturing: where we turn raw materials into procrastination.”

“I don’t always make mistakes in manufacturing, but when I do, I blame automation.”

“I don’t make mistakes, I just create alternate manufacturing processes.”

“Manufacturing: where the impossible becomes ‘yeah, we can make that.'”

“I have a black belt in manufacturing – it’s the only way I can keep my jeans from falling down!”

“My life motto: ‘Keep calm and manufacture on.'”

“Fact: the speed of manufacturing is directly proportional to the amount of coffee consumed.” THE LEAGUE QUOTES ABOUT FANTASY FOOTBALL

“Manufacturing: the art of turning chaos into quality.”

“I’m a manufacturing magician – I can turn raw materials into finished products in a snap!”

“I don’t have a work-life balance; I have a work-manufacture balance.”

“Manufacturing: where problems are solved, one swear word at a time.”

“I’m a manufacturing superhero – I wear a cape made entirely from assembly line reject scraps.”

“Manufacturing: turning dumb ideas into reality since forever.”

“I used to have a pet rock, but I turned it into an innovative manufacturing process.”

“I’m not addicted to manufacturing. I can quit any time I want, just after this next production run.”

“Manufacturing: where inventory turn rate is the ultimate thrill ride.”

“I don’t make mistakes in manufacturing, I create new design features.”

“My manufacturing skills are so impressive, they should be taught at Hogwarts.”

“I don’t need therapy; I just need a good manufacturing process to release my stress.”