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“I’m not a control freak, but you can’t spell ‘manufacturing’ without ‘me’!”
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“I work in manufacturing because punching people is frowned upon.”
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“Manufacturing: turning caffeine into products since forever.”
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“My coworkers always say I have a screw loose, but hey, that’s just good manufacturing practice!”
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“I love the smell of freshly manufactured goods in the morning.”
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“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my automated machinery.”
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“Manufacturing: where we turn raw materials into procrastination.”
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“I don’t always make mistakes in manufacturing, but when I do, I blame automation.”
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“I don’t make mistakes, I just create alternate manufacturing processes.”
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“Manufacturing: where the impossible becomes ‘yeah, we can make that.'”
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“I have a black belt in manufacturing – it’s the only way I can keep my jeans from falling down!”
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“My life motto: ‘Keep calm and manufacture on.'”
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“Fact: the speed of manufacturing is directly proportional to the amount of coffee consumed.” THE LEAGUE QUOTES ABOUT FANTASY FOOTBALL
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“Manufacturing: the art of turning chaos into quality.”
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“I’m a manufacturing magician – I can turn raw materials into finished products in a snap!”
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“I don’t have a work-life balance; I have a work-manufacture balance.”
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“Manufacturing: where problems are solved, one swear word at a time.”
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“I’m a manufacturing superhero – I wear a cape made entirely from assembly line reject scraps.”
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“Manufacturing: turning dumb ideas into reality since forever.”
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“I used to have a pet rock, but I turned it into an innovative manufacturing process.”
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“I’m not addicted to manufacturing. I can quit any time I want, just after this next production run.”
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“Manufacturing: where inventory turn rate is the ultimate thrill ride.”
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“I don’t make mistakes in manufacturing, I create new design features.”
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“My manufacturing skills are so impressive, they should be taught at Hogwarts.”
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“I don’t need therapy; I just need a good manufacturing process to release my stress.”