FUNNY MARRIAGE QUOTES ABOUT HUSBANDS

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Marriage is like a game of chess. The queen should always protect her king.”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy forever.” – Oscar Wilde

“God gave me my husband so we could laugh at the same things. Otherwise, our marriage wouldn’t have lasted 24 hours.” – Rita Rudner

“I’m so glad I found someone to spend the rest of my life trying to change.” – Bill Murray

“Marriage: the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – François de La Rochefoucauld

“If love fades after marriage, you probably married a detergent, not a person.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night – first, you get startled, then you start to wonder who is calling, and by the end, you’re just hoping it’s not your mother-in-law.” – Unknown

“Marriage is just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat, until one of them dies.” – Unknown BEST QUOTES ABOUT HONOR AND JUSTICS

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“My husband and I have a great marriage. He brings me coffee every morning and I have someone to blame when I’m wrong.” – Rita Rudner

“A happy marriage is a long conversation that seems too short.” – André Maurois

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

“My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.” – Joyce Brothers

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. I consider myself lucky to have found someone who embraces that role.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Unknown

“A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to wake up in the morning.” – Helen Rowland