FUNNY MARVEL QUOTES FOR BIO

“I am Groot.” – Groot

“I can do this all day.” – Captain America

“I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.” – Captain America

“Language!” – Iron Man

“I have nothing to prove to you.” – Carol Danvers

“I’m not a queen, or a monster. I’m the Goddess of Death.” – Hela

“I’m always angry.” – Bruce Banner

“Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” – Iron Man

“With great power comes great responsibility.” – Uncle Ben

“I can’t control their fear. Only my own.” – Scarlet Witch

“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning fangirl.” – Darcy Lewis

“There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” -Captain America

“Oh, we’re using our made-up names? Then I’m Spider-Man.” – Peter Parker SHORT VIRGO QUOTES

“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” – Yondu Udonta

“You know, I’m an Avenger now.” – Spider-Man

“I can’t fly. But I can jump really far!” – Falcon

“I understood that reference.” – Captain America

“Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.” – Doctor Strange

“I never freeze.” – Black Panther

“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath with a Ph.D. in badassery.” – Tony Stark

“What are you, some kind of masked vigilante? – Tony Stark

“I’m just a kid who knows martial arts.” – Peter Parker

“I’m the strongest Avenger.” – Thor

“Baskin Robbins always finds out.” – Ant-Man