FUNNY MICHAEL SCOTT QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Well, I mean, they say that love is blind. But, uh, I’d like to think that it at least has some sort of sunglasses on.”

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way, like love.”

“Love is like an avalanche, it’s exhilarating and terrifying at the same time. Plus, you might get buried in it.”

“Love is like a rainbow, it’s pretty and colorful until it starts raining and you’re left with a wet mess.”

“You know how they say love makes you feel like you’re floating on air? Well, I must be in love with my bed because I feel that way every morning when my alarm goes off.”

“They say love is patient and kind, but I think it’s more like impatiently waiting for someone to text you back and then getting annoyed when they take too long.”

“Love is a lot like Scranton, Pennsylvania. It’s full of surprises, some good, some bad, but it’s definitely never boring.”

“They say love is a journey, but honestly, it’s more like a really long car ride with someone constantly asking if you’re there yet.”

“I think love is a lot like a pizza. It’s great at first, satisfies your hunger, but then you reach a point where you’re like, ‘Okay, I’ve had enough of this, let’s try something different.'”

“Love is like a game of ping pong. You play back and forth, but at some point, someone always drops the ball.”

“Love is a lot like a paper cut. It seems innocent at first, but then it stings and reminds you that you should have been more careful.”

“Love is like a rollercoaster, it’s thrilling, it’s terrifying, and sometimes you just want to get off and go get a funnel cake.”

“They say love is blind, but I think it’s more like vision impairment. You still have some sight, but things are definitely a little blurry.”

“Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get, but you’re pretty sure there’s gonna be some nuts.” RUMI QUOTES BOOK PDF

“Love is like a really obnoxious dance partner. It steps on your toes, spins you around, and leaves you wondering why you even signed up for this in the first place.”

“Love is a lot like my computer’s autocorrect. It’s constantly trying to change me and make me something I’m not.”

“They say love is a battlefield, but honestly, it’s more like a never-ending game of laser tag. You’re constantly dodging emotional bullets and trying not to get hit.”

“Love is like a bad hair day. You can try to fix it, but sometimes you just have to embrace the mess and hope for the best.”

“Love is a lot like a sitcom. There are a lot of awkward moments, cheesy lines, and you’re constantly wondering how it’s all going to end.”

“They say love is a universal language, but sometimes it feels more like trying to decipher hieroglyphics.”

“Love is like a knot in a shoelace. You can try to untie it, but it always ends up being a tangled mess.”

“They say love is the greatest adventure, but sometimes it feels more like a never-ending road trip with someone who refuses to ask for directions.”

“Love is like a really complicated algebra equation. You’re constantly trying to solve for X, but you’re not even sure what X is.”

“They say love is a dance, but sometimes it feels more like one of those awkward middle school slow dances where nobody knows what they’re doing.”

“Love is a lot like Netflix. You start off with high expectations, but then you just end up binge-watching episodes of ‘The Office’ all day.”

“They say love is a rose, but honestly, it’s more like a cactus. It looks pretty from a distance, but get too close and you’re gonna get hurt.”

“Love is like a game of chess. You make your move, they make theirs, and sometimes you’re left wondering if you’re even playing the same game.”