FUNNY MISS YOU QUOTES FOR FRIENDS

“I miss you so much, I even miss annoying you.”

“I thought I could handle being apart from you, but I’m starting to realize that’s just pure delusion.”

“I don’t always say ‘I miss you,’ but when I do, it’s because you owe me money.”

“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”

“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts.”

“I miss you so much, it’s getting absurd. Maybe I should hire a detective to find you.”

“I miss you like a camel misses a desert oasis.”

“I miss you like a pirate misses his ship.”

“I miss you so much, it’s making my software go all buggy.”

“I miss you like a dog misses his tail.”

“I miss you like a Kardashian misses the spotlight.”

“I miss you more than a zombie craves brains.”

“I miss you like a dieter misses carbs.”

“I miss you like a hamster misses spinning in its wheel.” 11 YEARS MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“I miss you more than a cat misses its laser pointer.”

“I miss you like a fish misses water.”

“I miss you like a bird misses the sky.”

“I miss you like a mannequin misses having a body to wear clothes on.”

“I miss you like a caveman misses fire.”

“I miss you like an astronaut misses gravity.”

“I miss you like a teacher misses summer break.”

“I miss you like a vampire misses sunlight.”

“I miss you like a superhero misses saving the day.”

“I miss you like an alarm clock misses being ignored.”

“I miss you like a hairbrush misses tangled hair.”

“I miss you like a pen misses being chewed on.”

“I miss you like a sloth misses fast food.”