FUNNY MISSING QUOTES

“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nut.”

“I miss you like a kid misses recess.”

“I feel like a part of me is missing, and by part, I mean all of you.”

“I miss you so much, it feels like a monkey wrench in my heart.”

“I miss you so much, my dial-up modem is faster than this separation.”

“I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.”

“I miss you to the moon and back, just like my student loan debt.”

“I miss you like a bartender misses happy hour.”

“I miss our face to face interaction, but at least I still have my virtual pet.”

“I miss you like an introvert misses social distancing.”

“I miss you like a ghost misses haunting.”

“I miss you more than a fish misses water.”

“I miss you like a bad hair day misses a hat.”

“I miss you like a plant misses sunlight.”

“I miss you like a dog misses its favorite treat.”

“I miss you like a GPS misses direction.” 3 YEAR WORK ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“I miss you so much, I almost started talking to the fridge like you’re inside.”

“I miss you like a penguin misses its ice slide.”

“I miss you like a teenager misses their phone.”

“I miss you like a golf ball misses the hole.”

“I miss you like a mosquito misses its target.”

“I miss you like a camel misses its hump.”

“I miss you like a dishwasher misses dirty dishes.”

“I miss you like a clown misses their polka-dot pants.”

“I miss you so much, I considered petting random strangers’ dogs.”

“I miss you like a squirrel misses its stash of nuts in winter.”

“I miss you like a cowboy misses his trusty steed.”

“I miss you like a zombie misses brains.”

“I miss you like a Godzilla movie marathon misses popcorn.”

“I miss you more than an astronaut misses gravity.”