“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nut.”
“I miss you like a kid misses recess.”
“I feel like a part of me is missing, and by part, I mean all of you.”
“I miss you so much, it feels like a monkey wrench in my heart.”
“I miss you so much, my dial-up modem is faster than this separation.”
“I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.”
“I miss you to the moon and back, just like my student loan debt.”
“I miss you like a bartender misses happy hour.”
“I miss our face to face interaction, but at least I still have my virtual pet.”
“I miss you like an introvert misses social distancing.”
“I miss you like a ghost misses haunting.”
“I miss you more than a fish misses water.”
“I miss you like a bad hair day misses a hat.”
“I miss you like a plant misses sunlight.”
“I miss you like a dog misses its favorite treat.”
“I miss you like a GPS misses direction.” 3 YEAR WORK ANNIVERSARY QUOTES
“I miss you so much, I almost started talking to the fridge like you’re inside.”
“I miss you like a penguin misses its ice slide.”
“I miss you like a teenager misses their phone.”
“I miss you like a golf ball misses the hole.”
“I miss you like a mosquito misses its target.”
“I miss you like a camel misses its hump.”
“I miss you like a dishwasher misses dirty dishes.”
“I miss you like a clown misses their polka-dot pants.”
“I miss you so much, I considered petting random strangers’ dogs.”
“I miss you like a squirrel misses its stash of nuts in winter.”
“I miss you like a cowboy misses his trusty steed.”
“I miss you like a zombie misses brains.”
“I miss you like a Godzilla movie marathon misses popcorn.”
“I miss you more than an astronaut misses gravity.”