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“I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning’ because if I were to wish you a good morning, it would still be misleading.”
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“Coffee: Because adulting is hard.”
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“The only thing more terrifying than Mondays is realizing that tomorrow is only Tuesday.”
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“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear: ‘Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.’”
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“I don’t need anger management. I just need people to stop pissing me off.”
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“Dear Monday, my body is still in weekend mode. Sincerely, I’m not ready for you.”
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“The only thing worse than a Monday is a Monday without coffee.”
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“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
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“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
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“Not sure if I hate Mondays or if I just really like Fridays.”
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“I don’t work on Mondays. Just kidding, I’m self-employed, so yes, I work on Mondays.”
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“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days until the next one.”
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“Mondays are for fresh starts. Except when they feel like a bad sequel to a lousy weekend.”
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“On Mondays, I do yoga. Just kidding, I drink wine in my yoga pants.” I WILL PASS THIS WAY BUT ONCE QUOTE
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“Motivation is like a Monday – it never lasts for too long.”
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“The only way to survive a Monday is with a ‘don’t care’ attitude.”
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“Mondays are like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
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“If each day is a gift, I’d like to return Monday.”
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“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.”
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“Monday mornings are the holy grail of hangover days.”
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“If Monday had a theme song, it would be the sound of silence.”
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“Don’t underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee on a Monday morning.”
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“Mondays are like horoscopes – they give us a glimpse of how our week is going to be crap.”
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“The worst part about Mondays is knowing that the next weekend is still five days away.”
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“I hate Mondays as much as I hate skipping dessert.”
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“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs – painful and nonsensical.”
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“The only positive thing about Mondays is that they’re a great motivation to start planning your next vacation.”