FUNNY MONDAY QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Monday: the only day of the week where you can still smell the weekend on your breath.”

“Monday should be optional.”

“I’m not a morning person. Actually, I’m not even an afternoon person. But I’m sure as hell not an all-day person.”

“The fact that it’s Monday again is proof that there’s no justice in the world.”

“Go away, Monday. I’m in denial that the weekend is over.”

“Monday is a reminder that nothing good ever lasts.”

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”

“I have a serious case of the Mondays…and Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.”

“The only thing worse than a Monday is a Monday morning.”

“I’m sorry, but my motivation for Monday hasn’t been invented yet.”

“Monday blues? Just add coffee.”

“I’m already planning my escape from this Monday madness.”

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to return Monday.”

“I don’t hate Mondays. I’m just highly allergic to work.”

“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”

“I wonder if Tuesday is watching Monday and taking notes on how to be as awful.” WINNIE THE POOH QUOTES ABOUT FAMILY

“On Mondays, I try to remind myself that I still have five more days until the weekend.”

“Monday mayhem should be an official term in the dictionary.”

“How is it Monday again? It feels like I just caught my breath from last Monday!”

“Monday: the day when reality hits you after living in denial over the weekend.”

“I can’t wait for the day when Monday is finally illegal.”

“Monday mornings were invented to punish the sins of the weekend.”

“If Mondays could talk, they would surely ask us why we hate them so much.”

“In a perfect world, Monday would be a national ‘stay in bed’ day.”

“My brain has a case of the Mondays, and there is no cure.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays: I love to hate them.”

“Here’s to another week of pretending like I have my life together on Mondays.”

“Not even coffee can fix the damage that Monday does.”

“Mondays are like a bad ex that keeps coming back to haunt you.”

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”