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“Monday: the only day of the week where you can still smell the weekend on your breath.”
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“Monday should be optional.”
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“I’m not a morning person. Actually, I’m not even an afternoon person. But I’m sure as hell not an all-day person.”
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“The fact that it’s Monday again is proof that there’s no justice in the world.”
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“Go away, Monday. I’m in denial that the weekend is over.”
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“Monday is a reminder that nothing good ever lasts.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”
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“I have a serious case of the Mondays…and Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.”
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“The only thing worse than a Monday is a Monday morning.”
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“I’m sorry, but my motivation for Monday hasn’t been invented yet.”
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“Monday blues? Just add coffee.”
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“I’m already planning my escape from this Monday madness.”
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“If each day is a gift, I’d like to return Monday.”
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“I don’t hate Mondays. I’m just highly allergic to work.”
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“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
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“I wonder if Tuesday is watching Monday and taking notes on how to be as awful.” WINNIE THE POOH QUOTES ABOUT FAMILY
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“On Mondays, I try to remind myself that I still have five more days until the weekend.”
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“Monday mayhem should be an official term in the dictionary.”
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“How is it Monday again? It feels like I just caught my breath from last Monday!”
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“Monday: the day when reality hits you after living in denial over the weekend.”
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“I can’t wait for the day when Monday is finally illegal.”
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“Monday mornings were invented to punish the sins of the weekend.”
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“If Mondays could talk, they would surely ask us why we hate them so much.”
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“In a perfect world, Monday would be a national ‘stay in bed’ day.”
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“My brain has a case of the Mondays, and there is no cure.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays: I love to hate them.”
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“Here’s to another week of pretending like I have my life together on Mondays.”
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“Not even coffee can fix the damage that Monday does.”
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“Mondays are like a bad ex that keeps coming back to haunt you.”
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“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”