![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU094cC9kMk9hdFdzS09ONytWSkpnQkxOYUZkNWJZcE5ieWhVTjE0TG5iaGE0VVIzSE9wRkFwa0M1cVdISGZ5NFo3UGt2TTN3NTArWHNFSlVkZDE3OE1IS2tUb0svcUdWRWpLUys5ZFNKc3oybTNhSi9jbVR3L0M1aTRmRGNJVGxXUk81OE80azU5bGpmU3BJQTdJNE1FPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(c7df60887b0e26d9507dc9d27a578a6b).jpg)
“If crime is a disease, then I’m the cure…with a really cool costume.”
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“I’m not crazy. I’m just really, really focused on fighting crime…in a slightly unconventional way.”
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“Why be a hero in just one outfit when you can have a whole wardrobe of moon-themed costumes?”
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“I don’t need superpowers, I have determination…and a few good gadgets.”
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“You know you’re dedicated to your job when you fight crime on a full moon while howling like a maniac. Or is that just me?”
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“Being a superhero is all fun and games until you have to explain how you pay your bills. Moon Knight Realty must be really booming.”
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“People say I have a split personality, but really, I just have a lot of layers. Like an onion. Or a really delicious moon-themed cake.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTJWNnV1Mno0S1AxNkprQk5YZ0JMV3ZjRG5mS0RjVEJ1R2M3bk0wcGdxMVp4UnpFdHI3VEtsWUowTE1xU3RaWXR0RGYwV3gwWTBtbEt0ZlNQOEc3NmcyTFVCSUtrMmFaTTlHcmlQaHFOdkdNdzJPUW1CN0pSVFM1Ti9JUXp6R3E4Ynh3TXZCazBFZCs4dFBjVDd2YWJNdmthNXFzNUpwd3lvSUVsdFFsREhm/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(795681eb162538f41d06e92b17da92ec).jpg)
“I may have a moon-shaped boomerang, but I promise I’m not trying to become Captain Kangaroo.”
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“I’m like a superhero version of a cat – fierce, unpredictable, and always landing on my feet.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZFZvMndIYzQ3UndtOGtyMzZoeURISlNNT3JUVnpZbVAxVGVsM3lPYS9td1lSc2prNmdYQkRSMEhMSUN1Nnp5NGFwcWNhQXRTcWczSmhNN0xJbC9BMCt6M3BDZmNNYjBRcjEyZW9lSS9QWTJaN2VtQVVObFU4RDNTRG5RRUNRTVRQNHJnaDB5Q2tlL256TStXOXNnTUxJNXVSUDl4RG9XZEEzaU43cHd4d2xCQ0gvNFp6ek9kdFdsZUcyUXF6LzFlVnJyc3hPRlE3Q25rZ3ZOMHNQdUNyTGlMQS9pR3oyMk16NmpWUm1ybEJTRQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(eb07028d009f5534e31cd14592b062e8).jpg)
“Are there any villains out there who want to take on the Moon Knight? No? Okay, I’ll just be over here, practicing my moon-themed karaoke then.”
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“Who needs the Bat Signal when you can just shine a Moon-shaped flashlight into the sky?”
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“I swear, it’s not a split personality. It’s just that sometimes I feel like having a more dramatic alter ego. Like Bruce Wayne, but with more moonlight.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZTJoNjJKZkdwZXR4QjMrWXpXU2FiOG13Qlg4UERaNlJhM2Q2Y2hhY3ovNTAwUm1pY1ZFNzQyQmZzN0l4b0JzZkdObTc3TUxURmQxeFBiUzBRcTVyOUhHRFB4cExRVHozTkRPYytGV3VUYnN6Mzk2cGdkREQyVEVoZ0ViS0ZURWx3UTRSVHdCelFoR2UrTmI1Y1hlV1ZlbTJyby9hOUplMkplUGptaHNhaUpQczdhWml4bks4NlpDUHBsMTNMdmxSSk0xMURJZzRDNE9vWlpLdmZyaEVJUVB6elR0eG8rRkh6di95YWQyMVVVbXlBMXZnN3J0eE8xYUYwZTIvdTRNSHJ1KzZNVEhsanF2YThiZnIrRXp2aVM%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(a0ba8d6a431f8b6e9ff3880da019a2b8).jpg)
“I’m sorry, did I accidentally walk into the Avengers’ headquarters? My bad, I’ll just go fight the crime they don’t have time for. You’re welcome, guys.” FEEDING LOVE QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXYwaFgwZ2FTdCs3Z3VLckZ2WlMxUjNYY1o1aHNsYlB6dWs2ZVhKVWpCR0xDMUU1cUo0QlI2UHJUQUsrQ1R3KzFwM3B6ZkFSVHZJeWJrVzBkNWkxMUVuWmlIQnZQekZSN21ZT1A4UEM0MGc4ZHJNTkYraUtrOCttQjNwLzdvOVlrbWMwMXZTTTMrYXdZZ1VrRUdSc2t4dFF6YUpRbUxnelBXNEkvaEdraDFzOEFZOU9yamtXRng5UWlGK2FIS0J6UT09/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(1d87f6efe9ff760ea69d4555347be7e8).jpg)
“When people ask me if I’m crazy, I just tell them I have a PhD in fighting crime. It’s a rare degree, you know.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWkFNZ3FTOFhlTTdjdkxkWTBwUmsrZm15K3NqOW9YZ3NGT3I1L2NLMHF1OVdiSnpUMWZIb2JZYkpFSG55VXNZYUVET1NsanBkdWxwM0N1SUNrMkF5MXJhTmY1YkJsUFc0Y1l0ay8vMVFHaVVPYk4yOWozMTFDUDR0L1NTN2E0MTh4dEI0aEozamFpeXl6ampjM2ZISkVvaHlZUHMrY2dGM3BHWCtldGhwZ0FUMlJaMnF0cmxVZ29kSG5XS2k3UWtLK3hjd1J6VHV5cmhLZFNhd0NtN1dzQThWWHN4Z0pSNFFXVlVJcHdJRlZMQg%3D%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(64656b3abe3acf851a42fb9b30ce4151).jpg)
“I like to think of myself as the Batman of the moon. It’s a less crowded market, but someone has to protect the lunar surface from evildoers.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkNWNXFST2JYUXY1WDRGalRmYVhLOVhBRUlXNTVWN0M3bnc1ckxBb2pzS2dnOURWMzFXd2lWV29FMnlTWUZqbWgvR2hyTzYwQlBXRzdIb2doWUV4SkFxakNwMnlNY1Mwa1VKY2tCNFJrRmhHK0d6TFl5RUhxVnc1Ym4yNjIyNmRDdG1uYS9tcDhzcmovTThZZlpRS2FoRjllblEyUWFvN1RjdStNTDBXb3dTUitTWFdyL3RJQ1hhcUhialZEbjZ6bFNuNnJNdDRpTjErWGxGSlJqN0pDRT0%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(87753f44d720f3164bc8e5731f16c58c).jpg)
“You know what they say – the weirder your costume, the better you are at fighting crime. I’ve got all the weirdness covered.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTBrWWZTUlFFenVmbXU1TWhhb1VPNXF0Z0cxOGRQemtybCs1TUpwL1JlNFJIeC9INFh3Zk0vWVhFVSszUkIxNGpPMVBLdFpiT0Z5ZVVzMGZpVy9lTlRUaWxQQ3dTVVlOcTdhMnp6czlGdG5KckZDelhMaWloNUVEa1RQbDlRMTc2YnZESGt1bGVtTDJmRUZOUEx1c05zPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(27867f9e662614f4e22f52a482da2cc8).jpg)
“Why be a knight in shining armor when you can be a Moon Knight in a reflective suit?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVC9ULytYalR2RVB1WXUvWi96YTk5OEMxcGhZZGtrVnlkYThNWmFURTZycDhwVm9XNmRSYStPeUM2OElWRG44dUp3K3Q1UTV6ZFZZZ2hFc2tSVXFxRUJ1cEx1MU10TGlVTkRJVmthc3FKbGorOUk1bUtobjY2TnZzQldWWi80c0NhcTR6TWpJVUJWYVBLS3BpYVdFeGk0UEZsa2tiR1grZERkbzNQWmNhMDNSYmJrRTBiM01DRU5GbE1MNWpzMlJNdz09/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(5f5122cc89580e0064e1c008d7dff196).jpg)
“My mental stability might be questionable, but my dedication to fighting crime is rock solid. Or should I say moon solid?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHYwUkU3cFNudERUMWJ0T09yRTFZM213c2E2bGh6akk0WC9kbGdQOWticWpYR2l5aXZtcENLVUF4NU9IbTBNdGVWSUovRkhtcERxOUE5UU1oZkQ4TGhqakZ0UFpSVTNHMzliY0gxdVlsUHI%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(59cdacbe23e2c794e14cb0ff5f1a7a5f).jpg)
“Good guys wear capes, but better guys wear moon-shaped masks.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aVp4WUNScUVWU0dKNlhLQ3BWR3dBV0ZJSTIyR3NObExKYS9MNzZIcXpodDdiV0VTNnlHbDFua2U2RUNNWG1VV1pYdXc3VkdjeitVaEJJalh2b2VlVlA0Wi91bWJ5aTlqbVAybWNmM29UdGhPeXJXeWRadFdHSG1WNDFRYzdoZGdoUDZuRVhQY1ByZ2FwU0ZzTk1OTXcy/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(e6b17bd6183aea2aa76e819c9a8ece92).jpg)
“I don’t need a sidekick – I’m the hero, the sidekick, and the moonlight all in one.”
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“Moon-themed jokes coming your way! Why was the Moon Knight always late to the party? Because he could never resist a good full moon!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYVJXaGxkdER6KzhMQjhGYW91REhvYk9TRUs3NjhSMTNKMVhBc3FlYzZqMVF4S0VXRGhyYXpzaEdmZVh0ZGJ6aEs0MWRRYmNRUCs2RE1VNi9FU05FOUhLVUI1VWI1UjUyMWlCcHNFQWhXWU15Mzd0MWdoMFpaazBNMWhZUHd6WnFkTlJndXhGRXExcDBqcmdQMlZzRWpWQzY0Tk5rNzMrRnBrazkzNkdBbnZy/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(6f5b2bba3db106b062ba39f34bdb02b2).jpg)
“People say I’m always in the shadows, but really, I’m just practicing my moonwalking skills.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkZvSldTWFlhR3l4a0VJTlhPaFl4aUtzcEFPK3F6cVJJeGo3NmZQQWRlZWlraEhQWUh0SmVoV25lNjR0dlh3TW1Ha1Vxa2FDamdLRFdoZlJJWmNIcW82WHFmRzB3SHdOWGpTOXNheTZXMnpvRU15WkpjSWt5MGpCSTQwbnNPSjZRSFJpc3NSN1NNcldPeDRIc3pGR1hNRGk4ZFNidjIrMG13M2pNNVdINjNR/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(cf30bfe365da563918b44ce23c3fba37).jpg)
“Being a superhero can be a thankless job, but at least I can always count on the moon to appreciate my efforts.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTdDhwVHpGdE1GV0FNbU9lSVZVc1BIeGluaXp0VGpJZElWcW5zRVA3TFJMaUxoaElRdG1PaXg3QkhDNVhUQ3oxZUFxSjhEeGdKbERrZWVZam5PRzhiaUVBTXJFZjlabTlKRkNQUEdwaGRHZGlpVEkzNDMzOWVZZkFWZk1JNDJZb3JqR0pnYVNBM3FDWENzQitRcjRYb25MMFVFdkhPSHlNM0V6RXFaVXhXejY3QitYVjk3V3NyZVkrLzA0ejZYcVFoeDBrck5FYkV4MkQ5U0xBZXpBMGlRZA%3D%3D/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(5993b151ffac14ed68fd09937b4eddaa).jpg)
“I may be called Moon Knight, but rest assured, I’m always ready to save the day, whether it’s night or day. I’m just considerate like that.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUzFxUjd3RUxNcmg4MlRoeHluTWFHQmZXY0NEckoxUklZSnorOEVvOXJuT2Nib3Y3SlhiNm5MUUtVeGxwZ2g4OTFEU3NLMXpYTjNBR2h5V0ZzdmNQZXc4VTlLcm42NDlsLzdKOVJjMnZpbVhKN2Fjc0swODJrcEZlZFJKbnR6OVIvL2R1V2VGQ0VCcGp0blQ3NHoyQzJ2RXZZNGsyZXd6OXl0SUgvd2toN1Ra/FUNNY+MOON+KNIGHT+QUOTES/(a5159ad60f4e0373dac12998c3f739bc).jpg)
“If the moon rules the night, then Moon Knight rules the streets…with a touch of lunacy, of course.”