FUNNY MOTIVATIONAL SALES QUOTES

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do, and sales is just a way to spread that love.” – Anonymous

“I find it helpful to remember that the only thing worse than making a cold call is not making a sale.” – Anonymous

“Salespeople don’t wait for opportunities, they create them… and then charm the customer into buying.” – Anonymous

“If at first you don’t succeed in sales, try selling it to your grandmother. If she says no, you’ve got a bad product.” – Anonymous

“I’m not a salesman, I’m a problem solver. My solutions just happen to come with a price tag.” – Anonymous

“A sale is not something you pursue, it’s what happens when you do everything else right.” – Zig Ziglar

“Sales tip: Sell the problem before you sell the solution. After all, nobody buys a shovel unless they have a hole to dig.” – Anonymous

“In sales, the only person who likes rejection is a masochist… or a millionaire.” – Anonymous

“The trick to successful selling is convincing the customer they need something they didn’t even know they wanted.” – Anonymous

“Sales is like dating. If you come on too strong, you’ll scare them away. If you don’t show enough interest, they’ll find someone else.” – Anonymous

“The best salespeople have the ability to turn a ‘no’ into a ‘maybe’, and a ‘maybe’ into a ‘yes’. And if all else fails, they’ll find another prospect.” – Anonymous

“Sales is not about trying to convince people they need what you have, but rather helping them realize they can’t live without it.” – Anonymous

“Don’t be afraid to talk to strangers… because that’s how you make sales. Just don’t talk to them on the street, or you might get arrested.” – Anonymous BEST QUOTES ABOUT HEARTLESS

“The key to successful sales is to listen to the customer, and then tell them what they want to hear… even if it’s not entirely true.” – Anonymous

“Sales is the only job where you can make a lot of money without having a product to sell. You just need a good story and some charisma.” – Anonymous

“Being a salesperson is like being a detective. You gather clues, uncover needs, and then present your product as the perfect solution.” – Anonymous

“The secret to great sales is not knowing how to sell, but knowing how to make people want to buy.” – Anonymous

“In sales, rejection is just a temporary setback. Just remember, even Michael Jordan missed plenty of shots before he became a legend.” – Anonymous

“A successful sale is like a magic trick. You make the customer say ‘yes’ so quickly that they don’t even realize what just happened.” – Anonymous

“Sales is not a job, it’s an adventure. And if you’re not ready for the wild ride, you better punch out now.” – Anonymous

“You know you’re a successful salesperson when you can sell ice to an Eskimo…without melting it.” – Anonymous

“The difference between a good salesperson and a great one is knowing how to turn a ‘maybe’ into an enthusiastic ‘yes’.” – Anonymous

“Sales is all about building relationships. Just remember, if the customer doesn’t like you, they won’t buy from you… no matter how good your product is.” – Anonymous

“In sales, the only thing scarier than a rejection is a missed opportunity. So it’s better to ask and be rejected than to wonder ‘what if?'” – Anonymous

“Successful salespeople have a knack for turning ‘no’ into ‘not right now’. Because they know that timing is everything in the world of sales.” – Anonymous