FUNNY NA QUOTES

“I am so hip, even my errors are correct.” – Bob Monkhouse

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.” – Unknown

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh

“Dogs have masters, cats have staff.” – Unknown

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.”- Robin Williams

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” – Unknown

“I may be a genius, but I can’t fix stupid.” – Unknown

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” – Bill Murray

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde BANGLA SAD QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“I have an irrational fear of wasted time. I turned it into a drinking game. Now I’m wasted all the time.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.” – Unknown

“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown

“I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.” – Garfield

“I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls are just plain mean.” – Unknown

“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” – Unknown

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” – Unknown

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.” – Unknown

“I could tell you a joke about a pencil, but it’s pointless.” – Unknown