![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXYxS21hY1h0M3ZBVDd4T0RwazdXa0RSNDRxTUNXeVdtSFhydTVUeXVjcW1YNitaY3BsUXQyVWV4RDFZcTdvWWRqcU5Oa0RMU0d4YllydlpGL1ZhMnR6WmRyaER6eXhwektSYzl3djF6R0YwNWlmSWRTeWJXWnFUeVhBVW1YbkgwNmRkYVdUQzBpQ1dRNXAzelppcERVPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+NEW+FATHER+QUOTES/(e0d9a0fcc659e4ae0c2dbc23fa33daea).jpg)
“Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really gotta be committed.”
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“Becoming a dad is like taking a crash course in human emotions. It’s overwhelming and confusing, but totally worth it.”
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“Before I had kids, I never knew I could survive on so little sleep and so much love.”
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“Having a baby is like joining a secret society. Suddenly, you’re part of a club that only parents understand.”
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“Parenthood is like being in a constant state of wondering what you’re doing wrong and hoping you’re not screwing up too much.”
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“Babies are like little dictators. They may be small, but they rule your life with an iron fist.”
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“Being a dad means being a human jungle gym. I never realized how flexible I could be until my kid started climbing all over me.”
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“Babies are a constant reminder that life is unpredictable and you just have to go with the flow, even if that flow is poop.”
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“I used to think I was a patient person, but then I had kids. Now I know patience is really just a euphemism for survival.”
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“Becoming a dad is like becoming a superhero, except your superpower is the ability to catch puke in your bare hands.”
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“One minute, you’re the cool dad, the next minute, you’re the dad who embarrasses their kid in public. It’s a fine line.”
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“Being a dad means having a never-ending to-do list, and the items on that list are forever changing diapers and making bottles.”
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“Children are like tiny comedians. They have the ability to make you laugh and cry within a matter of seconds.”
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“Parenting is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while someone keeps moving the pieces. You never quite get it right, but you keep trying.”
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“Babies are like tiny tornadoes. They come into your life and turn everything upside down, but somehow, you wouldn’t have it any other way.” BRAINY MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES
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“Having a child is like entering a parallel universe where poop, sleep deprivation, and baby talk become your new reality.”
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“Becoming a father is like finally understanding all those dad jokes you used to roll your eyes at.”
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“I used to think I was in control of my life, and then I had kids. Now I realize they’re the ones pulling the strings.”
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“Parenthood is like an ongoing experiment where you’re constantly learning from your mistakes and trying not to repeat them. It’s a never-ending science project.”
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“Having a kid is like having a personal alarm clock that wakes you up at the crack of dawn, except you can’t hit snooze.”
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“Being a dad means discovering an incredible capacity for multi-tasking. I can change a diaper, make a bottle, and answer an email all at the same time.”
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“Babies are like tiny comedians. They have impeccable timing, and their punchlines usually involve bodily fluids.”
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“Becoming a dad is like being promoted to CEO of a chaos-filled, yet incredibly rewarding, company called ‘Parenthood.'”
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“Having a child is like walking a tightrope between loving them unconditionally and desperately needing a break from their constant demands.”
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“Parenthood is like being stuck in a never-ending game of “Guess the Food” where the only loser is your sense of smell.”
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“Having a baby is like watching your heart walk outside your body. It’s terrifying and beautiful at the same time.”
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“Being a dad means embracing your inner child and finding joy in the simplest things, like playing with Legos or watching cartoons.”
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“Babies are like instant celebrities. They attract attention wherever they go, even if they’re just drooling and babbling.”