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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating…starting tomorrow.”
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“May your New Year’s resolution be strong enough to last until February.”
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“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to eat more healthy…but I already deleted the pizza delivery app, so it’s too late now.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Avoid meeting people who ask about my New Year’s resolutions.”
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“Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right…and lose our gym memberships by February.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic, but I don’t think it will work out.”
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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
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“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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“New Year’s resolution? A gym membership that will last until January 18th.”
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“New Year’s resolution: To be more selfless, but first, I need to buy myself a bunch of presents!”
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“This year, let’s resolve to pay less for things we don’t need…and more for things we don’t need either.” WOMEN WHO WORK HARD QUOTES
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“The only difference between a New Year’s resolution and a dream is the date.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Spend more time at the gym, so I can stress eat without guilt.”
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“Cheers to a New Year, where we finally do what normal people do and realize we can’t keep our resolutions.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Embrace laziness and never look back…from my couch.”
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“Here’s to another year of pretending to be a responsible adult.”
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“May your New Year’s resolutions be as absurd and unattainable as mine.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more spontaneous…but not like ‘spontaneous-cleanup-my-house’ kind of spontaneous.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Drink more wine. Because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Be more awesome than last year. But since I’m already pretty awesome, it’s going to be tough!”
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“May all your problems last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”