FUNNY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION QUOTES

“My resolution this year is to be more humble… starting with admitting that I’m already pretty much perfect.”

“I resolve to stop procrastinating… starting next month.”

“I’m going to lose weight this year… by deleting all the junk food pictures from my phone.”

“My resolution is to spend less time on social media… starting tomorrow.”

“I resolve to save money this year… after I buy that new pair of shoes.”

“This year, I’m going to remember to write the correct year on my checks… by not writing any checks.”

“I resolve to exercise more… by getting up and changing the TV channel manually.”

“My resolution is to master the art of time management… just as soon as I finish this Netflix series.”

“I’m going to quit drinking… as soon as I finish this glass of wine.”

“This year, I will try to be more organized… by making a to-do list every day, and promptly losing it.”

“I resolve to be more patient… starting as soon as I stop running late for everything.”

“My resolution is to stop eating junk food… after I finish this bag of chips.”

“I’m going to learn a new language this year… emoji language.”

“I resolve to be more spontaneous… just as soon as I plan it out.” QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE ABOUT STEWARDSHIP

“This year, I will be more punctual… just like I was with last year’s resolution.”

“My resolution is to read more books… after I finish watching this next season on Netflix.”

“I resolve to stop biting my nails… starting next week when I run out of nail polish.”

“I’m going to take more risks this year… by trying new flavors of ice cream.”

“This year, I will become a morning person… if mornings start after 12 pm.”

“My resolution is to find inner peace… right after I finish this pizza.”

“I resolve to be more organized… by making my bed every morning, even if I plan to mess it up again at night.”

“I’m going to stop oversleeping… as soon as I find a bed that is less comfortable.”

“This year, I will try to learn a new skill… like remembering where I left my keys.”

“My resolution is to drink more water… by adding more ice to my cocktails.”

“I resolve to be more adventurous… by trying new Netflix shows.”

“I’m going to start meditating… just as soon as I finish this snack.”

“This year, I will strive to be less indecisive… maybe.”