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“My resolution this year is to be more humble… starting with admitting that I’m already pretty much perfect.”
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“I resolve to stop procrastinating… starting next month.”
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“I’m going to lose weight this year… by deleting all the junk food pictures from my phone.”
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“My resolution is to spend less time on social media… starting tomorrow.”
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“I resolve to save money this year… after I buy that new pair of shoes.”
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“This year, I’m going to remember to write the correct year on my checks… by not writing any checks.”
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“I resolve to exercise more… by getting up and changing the TV channel manually.”
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“My resolution is to master the art of time management… just as soon as I finish this Netflix series.”
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“I’m going to quit drinking… as soon as I finish this glass of wine.”
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“This year, I will try to be more organized… by making a to-do list every day, and promptly losing it.”
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“I resolve to be more patient… starting as soon as I stop running late for everything.”
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“My resolution is to stop eating junk food… after I finish this bag of chips.”
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“I’m going to learn a new language this year… emoji language.”
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“I resolve to be more spontaneous… just as soon as I plan it out.” QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE ABOUT STEWARDSHIP
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“This year, I will be more punctual… just like I was with last year’s resolution.”
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“My resolution is to read more books… after I finish watching this next season on Netflix.”
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“I resolve to stop biting my nails… starting next week when I run out of nail polish.”
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“I’m going to take more risks this year… by trying new flavors of ice cream.”
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“This year, I will become a morning person… if mornings start after 12 pm.”
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“My resolution is to find inner peace… right after I finish this pizza.”
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“I resolve to be more organized… by making my bed every morning, even if I plan to mess it up again at night.”
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“I’m going to stop oversleeping… as soon as I find a bed that is less comfortable.”
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“This year, I will try to learn a new skill… like remembering where I left my keys.”
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“My resolution is to drink more water… by adding more ice to my cocktails.”
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“I resolve to be more adventurous… by trying new Netflix shows.”
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“I’m going to start meditating… just as soon as I finish this snack.”
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“This year, I will strive to be less indecisive… maybe.”