FUNNY NOT FEELING WELL QUOTES

“I’m not feeling very well, I’m feeling more like ‘meh’.”

“My body is a hotel for germs and they’re not giving me a five-star experience.”

“Being sick is like being on a rollercoaster, but without the excitement or fun.”

“If I had a dollar for every time I felt sick, I’d probably have enough money to pay for my medical bills.”

“Feeling under the weather? Nah, I feel like I’m stuck in a full-blown thunderstorm.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I guess I need a comedy show stat!”

“I’m feeling so sick, even my thermometer gave up on me and started displaying error messages.”

“Being sick is the perfect excuse to binge-watch Netflix guilt-free.”

“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of pj’s, blankets, and a Netflix marathon.”

“They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but I’d prefer pizza for mine.”

“If germs were an Olympic sport, I bet I’d be the gold medalist.”

“I’m on a mandatory vacation from life because my body decided to take a sick leave.”

“Cold medicine: because who needs to think clearly when you can experience hallucinations instead?”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When you’re sick, make sure it comes with extra honey.”

“Being sick gives me an excuse to eat all the junk food I want. It’s called comfort food for a reason!” MAKING HOME QUOTES

“I’m so sick; I could audition for a role as a zombie in The Walking Dead.”

“Being sick is like having a personal sauna, except without the luxury or relaxation.”

“I’m considering taking up a new career as a professional couch potato until I feel better.”

“I’ve mastered the art of being sick; I even have a black belt in sneezing and coughing.”

“Having a cold is like trying to survive a zombie apocalypse in slow motion.”

“I don’t always get sick, but when I do, it’s usually at the worst possible time.”

“Sick days are the only days where watching daytime TV is socially acceptable.”

“I think my body is trying to compete for the title of ‘World’s Best Drama Queen’ with all these symptoms.”

“My immune system seems to have taken a vacation without informing me.”

“My body is like a rebellious teenager, always finding new ways to get me in trouble.”

“Being sick is a great reminder that we should never take our health for granted. But right now, I’d gladly take a pizza instead.”

“Forget about the soap operas, my nostrils are currently starring in their own melodrama.”

“They say laughter is contagious, so I better stick to dad jokes to make people around me sick of laughter instead of germs.”