FUNNY OFFICE CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Deck the halls with boughs of HR paperwork!”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…with no work deadlines!”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th…after opening presents.”

“Who needs mistletoe when you work with this bunch?”

“I’m on Santa’s ‘Nice’ list…just in case anyone asks.”

“Santa, please bring me a coffee machine that never runs out.”

“I’m the office Christmas elf…I’m always jingling and have a constant sugar high.”

“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle!”

“Ugly sweaters: the official uniform of office Christmas parties.”

“I just want to drink hot cocoa and watch Elf all day…is that too much to ask?”

“The only thing getting ‘lit’ this Christmas is the office Christmas tree.”

“Dear Santa, I can explain…”

“Who needs a holiday bonus when you can have an unlimited supply of company pens?” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT NEW BEGINNINGS

“I’m dreaming of a stress-free Christmas…but I’ll settle for a stress ball.”

“If snowflakes were dollar bills, we’d all be millionaires.”

“Christmas: the only time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a lampshade on your head.”

“Work hard, sleigh hard.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“How to survive the office Christmas party: 1) Stay away from photocopiers. 2) Avoid any conversation about politics. 3) Bring your own dessert.”

“Christmas cheer? I prefer Christmas beer!”

“Who needs holiday shopping when we have Amazon Prime at our desks?”

“I’m dreaming of a productive day at work…just kidding, let’s watch Elf on repeat!”

“Why does Santa Claus go to HR? To improve his ‘elf’ esteem!”

“Christmas calories don’t count, right? Please say no.”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to hit ‘reply all’ to your colleague’s email.”