FUNNY OFFICE SAYINGS AND QUOTES

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Actually, I’m just not a person.”

“I work well under pressure. As long as that pressure is deadline-related and involves pizza.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I speak fluent sarcasm. It’s my second language.”

“I’m not here to be average, I’m here to be awesome.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.”

“The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just adjusting the gravity.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 0.” INSPIRING QUOTES ABOUT GIVING

“I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I’m probably at work.”

“Work hard so you can buy the stuff you pretend you don’t need.”

“I’m not a control freak. But can I just show you the right way to do it?”

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“I’m not being rude, I’m just being honest. Keep up.”

“I love math. It makes people cry, even when I’m not there.”

“It’s not procrastination if I’m doing it at work.”

“The road to success is always under construction.”

“I don’t make mistakes, I create learning opportunities.”

“I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly.”

“Life is short, work somewhere with free snacks.”