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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Actually, I’m just not a person.”
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“I work well under pressure. As long as that pressure is deadline-related and involves pizza.”
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
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“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”
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“I speak fluent sarcasm. It’s my second language.”
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“I’m not here to be average, I’m here to be awesome.”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
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“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.”
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“The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just adjusting the gravity.”
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“If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 0.” INSPIRING QUOTES ABOUT GIVING
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“I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I’m probably at work.”
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“Work hard so you can buy the stuff you pretend you don’t need.”
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“I’m not a control freak. But can I just show you the right way to do it?”
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“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
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“I’m not being rude, I’m just being honest. Keep up.”
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“I love math. It makes people cry, even when I’m not there.”
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“It’s not procrastination if I’m doing it at work.”
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“The road to success is always under construction.”
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“I don’t make mistakes, I create learning opportunities.”
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“I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly.”
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“Life is short, work somewhere with free snacks.”