FUNNY OIL QUOTES

“I don’t have an oil problem, I have an oil addiction.” – Unknown

“I only believe in two things: First, there’s no such thing as too much oil. Second, there’s no such thing as too much bacon.” – Unknown

“Who needs an alarm clock when you have the smell of fresh donuts frying in oil?” – Unknown

“Life is too short to cook without oil.” – Unknown

“I have a love-hate relationship with oil. I love the taste, hate the calories.” – Unknown

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I deep fry it in oil.” – Unknown

“My blood type is olive oil.” – Unknown

“You know you’re in the South when the air smells like fried chicken and diesel fuel.” – Unknown

“I like my oil like I like my humor – dark and extra-virgin.” – Unknown

“I’m so oily, even the IRS considers me a natural resource.” – Unknown

“I love being an adult. I can have donuts for dinner and call it a balanced diet because they’re cooked in oil.” – Unknown

“The key to a happy life is a well-stocked pantry of oils and spices.” – Unknown MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK

“I’m not addicted to oil, I just have a strong affection for it.” – Unknown

“Oil and I have a complicated relationship. It’s the reason my salads taste great and my jeans don’t fit.” – Unknown

“I finally learned the secret to happiness – it’s a perfectly seasoned fried chicken cooked in oil.” – Unknown

“I can resist anything except the smell of freshly baked bread dipped in olive oil.” – Unknown

“Life is too short for boring salads. Add some oil and make it a masterpiece.” – Unknown

“Oil: the food group that makes everything taste better.” – Unknown

“They say laughter is the best medicine, but I say it’s deep-fried Oreos.” – Unknown

“I never met a fried food I didn’t like. Except for fried tofu, because that’s just wrong.” – Unknown

“A day without cooking with oil is like a day without sunshine – bland and boring.” – Unknown

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone sad while eating french fries?” – Unknown

“I don’t exercise to stay healthy. I exercise to make room for more oil in my diet.” – Unknown